Celtic Music CD Store Changing the way you listen to Celtic music! Memories of Middle Earth Tribute to JRR Tolkien's The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings Music CD Home | Memories of Middle Earth | New Releases | CDs on Sale | Compilations The Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues words and music by Marc Gunn 12/22/2002 I was flying on a plane to Italy and tired of trying to come up with song ideas for Memories of Middle Earth when I decided to listen to the airline music. I flipped channels, heard an old blues song, turned off the music and wrote this comical song based on Gollum of the Lord of the Rings. Old Bilbo found a ring. It was The One Ring of the Dark Lord. Old Bilbo found a ring. It was The One Ring of the Dark Lord. Now I'm hunted by a schizo. Be it Smeagol or Gollum, he's out of his gourd. Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away. Yeah, Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away. Now he's leading me to Mordor, wonders if Sam and I are gay. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Smeagol don't betray me, The Dark Lord'll make Headline News. At the Gates of Mordor, Smeagol said, "They ain't no way!" [They ain't no way, my Precious-s-s] At the Gates of Mordor, Smeagol said, "They ain't no way!" [Silly hobbits-s-s, follow Smeagol] Said, "I'll take you to Shelob. She'll have a hobbit filet." I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Smeagol don't betray me, Sauron'll make the hobbits wear shoes. Well, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked. Yeah, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked. So Gollum bit the ring off, and did a Swan Dive in the Crack. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Smeagol don't betray me, Middle-Earth'll sing The Dark Lord Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues. And if Gollum'll just betray me, I'll finally take that Elven Cruise! Listen to "The Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues" MP3 - coming soon! Lyrics for many of the songs on these CDs located at the Celtic Lyric Directory! Download Free Tolkien Music Hits from the Celtic Music CD Store and other Celtic artists on MP3.com. · Brobdingnagian Bards · Celtic MP3s Music Magazine · Celtic Music CD Store · Celtic Weddings · Autoharp Radio & Autoharp Music Tips · Free Music Promotion Tips for Unsigned bands